I met a Chinese girl when I was in Lisbon , two days before Santo Antonio's Day
I asked her if she would escort me for a sardine's dinner and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her.
She got excited and said:
"SEX SEX SEX WANT FREE SEX FOR TO NIGHT".
Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese woman expresses hospitality!
But then, my friend explained me what she really said it was: "6 6 6 1 3 6 4 2 9"